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Monday, April 27, 2009

Who left this blog sitting here?

Boy, it sure has been a long time since anybody wrote anything here on the ranch blog. Looks like we only ever use it when there's a party coming soon. We should try to break that habit. But in the mean time, there is a party coming up on May 2 2009! Our first to be co-sponsored by the clubhouse kids (That's Timmy B's, Kelly the belly, and the Hagfish), who are responsible for the best Hollywood parties of '08. Which means more booze, more decadence, more fun up here at the ranch. Tedd Boffo is responsible for making another music marathon happen (unless the cops show up, then it's Kevbo's responsibility). Thanks to all the bands who offered to play, and we're sorry we weren't able to fit all of you in. The cops like to shut us down after three or so bands, so we're trying to keep it to four bands and a DJ (DJ RQD2 to be precise). But I'm sure we'll do it again (if Tedd has anything to say about it) and we'll try to switch up the bands next time. The dome's open for business after a year plus hiatus as a sound stage for the amazing mountain man show that we're finishing up mere days before the party. We're thinking of a tropical Hawaiian themed dome this time around, where kids can lounge and bask in the sun long after night falls, listening to the waves crash along the shoreline. Or, if you're interested in clubbing it, head over to the loft (Unit E), recently vacated to make way for a dancestravaganza of unbridled proportions. The party lasts all day (and all night). Badminton will make a comeback, water balloons may be lurking around every corner. Pool has be refurbished (cleaned). Barbecues will be firing, and the bands start up at 4PM, with the last band (Our very own Widows) will be on at 7PM. The DJs open up at 9PM in the loft. Bring camping gears to spend the night. There's going to be more space than ever with the vacant dome and loft for people to sleep over so make it happen. Maybe you can even get in on the secret breakfast that happens the morning after every ranch party (i'll bet you never know about that, huh?) Okay, that all the selling I can do for now. Suggestions?

- Kevbo