Well, there she is... the bracket that determines your fate. Breathe it in... Sex it up a little, if you think it'll help. Noon is when the games start, but no player will be penalized for tardiness until one o'clock (penalty includes expulsion from tournament, so please don't be late!).
Here's the early word from Vegas on Conference favorites:
In the Sparkle Conference:
Justin "Le Coq" Lomery is the statistical leader, but word has it, Zach, "The Ringer" Tewalthomas is where the smart money is.
In the Sizzle Conference:
Jake "Let Me Be" Blunt was the favorite until he was sidelined by a crippling VD. The new favorite is John "Pit" Astor, who is the only player in the tournament who owns his own racket.
In the Glitter Conference:
Stefan "The New Guy" Portay is the out and out favorite.
In the Glow Conference:
Mike "Mountain Man" Miller is the odds on favorite, but finished the regular season with 5 straight losses. Current betting lines are shifting toward Matt "Laser" Kenney.
Bring beer, food & a bathing suit. Perhaps a change of clothes?
Ranch Olympics... It's on...
