Ranchminton Challenger Bracket!

Well, there she is... the bracket that determines your fate. Breathe it in... Sex it up a little, if you think it'll help. Noon is when the games start, but no player will be penalized for tardiness until one o'clock (penalty includes expulsion from tournament, so please don't be late!). 

Here's the early word from Vegas on Conference favorites:
In the Sparkle Conference: 
Justin "Le Coq" Lomery is the statistical leader, but word has it, Zach, "The Ringer" Tewalthomas is where the smart money is.
In the Sizzle Conference:
Jake "Let Me Be" Blunt was the favorite until he was sidelined by a crippling VD.  The new favorite is John "Pit" Astor, who is the only player in the tournament who owns his own racket.
In the Glitter Conference:
Stefan "The New Guy" Portay is the out and out favorite.
In the Glow Conference:
Mike "Mountain Man" Miller is the odds on favorite, but finished the regular season with 5 straight losses. Current betting lines are shifting toward Matt "Laser" Kenney.

Bring beer, food & a bathing suit. Perhaps a change of clothes?
Ranch Olympics... It's on...

Ranchminton Update

Be afraid... Be very afraid... Ranchminton is coming...

New Ranchminton Challenger Commercial!

Hello, kind folks. Sign ups are reaching their deadline. WE NEED YOU TO SIGN UP NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE!

Email:    andy@humanchampion.com    or     filmandy@yahoo.com

For a higher Quality version of the following commercial, please find yourself at:

http://vimeo.com/1750343

Ranchminton Challenger #4 The Kid from Andy Rydzewski on Vimeo.

Ranchminton Commercial!

For a higher quality version of the following commercial, go here:

http://www.vimeo.com/1749257

There is a very special daytime Ranch party coming at you! September 20th we will be rocking out to the usual high quality rock and roll. However, before the music starts, the bleeding begins. Ranchminton Tournament September 20th. To be included, contact Andy (andy@humanchampion.com or filmandy@yahoo.com)

Start time will be somewhere between noon and 2pm. Check back here for updates and more commercials. 

In the meantime, watch this commercial to meet one of the challengers!

Ranchminton Challenger #16 The Beauty from Andy Rydzewski on Vimeo.

GET ANDY DRUNK!!!

LAST RANCHMINTON TOURNEY

SIGNUP NOW!!!!!

EMAIL ANDY: filmandy@yahoo.com

WHAT TO EXPECT!

THE 27TH ANNUAL RANCHLYMPICS ARE UPON YOU!!! So start your cross training for these grueling events:

- RANCHMINTON TOURNAMENT (email andy: andy@humanchampion.com or filmandy@yahoo.com)
- DRIVEWAY DASH (who will get to the top alive?)
- WATERMELON EATING RACE
- HOLD YOUR BREATH (but please don't pass out...)
- DANCE CONTEST
- FREESTYLE RAP-OFF
- KARAKE SING-OFF
- GUITAR HERO-OFF

BE THERE, SEPTEMBER 20TH 2008!!!

Ranchminton Tournament

Think you can compete with Real Rancheros in a tournament of the ages? 

We will be having a Ranchminton Tournament at our next party (September 20th, 2008) and we want YOU to be a part of it. 

To sign up, email:

andy@humanchampion.com or filmandy@yahoo.com

Depending on number of challengers, we will start the games somewhere between Noon and 2:30pm. 

Updates to come...

QUICK, ANOTHER QUICKIE!

Make with the magic already!

QUICKIE MICKEY!

Another commercial for your face. Drink it in sucka!

Another Quickie..

Check it out! PARTY ON SEPTEMBER 20! BE THERE!

Thunder-Face Alley

I'm away from the Los Angeles on a secret mission. I can't tell you where I am or what I'm doing. All I can do is take one picture of me at work and post it.

Finally, Ranchers Can Get Jobs!

Lots of Ranch Folks came down to help out with this one...Er- I mean, we saw this commercial over the weekend during the playoffs and thought, "Wow, this sure is a real commercial." Was that right?

New Videos from Ranch AllStars

Yo! We got some new vids coming down the pipeline. Miller and Kevbo, after a long grueling week of nonstop work in the sweltering Las Vegas heat, emerge with an unsettling, terrifying, pair of sitcom shorts. Here they are!





Also Check out (and learn to fear) Gigantic Mangs if you dare...

INDIANNNA! INDY JONES! INDIANNNNA! INDI-ANN-A JONES!

The Ranch celebrated the much anticipated 4th Indiana Jones movie with a lovely dinner which was not only decked out with Idaho Jones and the Taters of the Lost Ark (Mr. Potato Head) and skulls (Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls), but the meal ITSELF was Indy themed with a skull tamale pie (DELISH) and monkey brains jello!

Not all participants were photographed because they are LA LA LA LAME!

New Ranch Quickie

Here's Number Five Comin Atcha!

WELCOME TO THE RANCH!

It's certainly been too long without a proper ranch blog where you can see all of the fruits of our labors. Hopefully this will become your one stop shop for all things ranch related. Of course we'll still have our myspace and we'll link to it from here, but we think that blogs are really a place for us to shine. Keep checking back here for the latest in ranch info and announcements.