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Friday, September 19, 2008

Ranchminton Challenger Bracket!


Well, there she is... the bracket that determines your fate. Breathe it in... Sex it up a little, if you think it'll help. Noon is when the games start, but no player will be penalized for tardiness until one o'clock (penalty includes expulsion from tournament, so please don't be late!). 

Here's the early word from Vegas on Conference favorites:
In the Sparkle Conference: 
Justin "Le Coq" Lomery is the statistical leader, but word has it, Zach, "The Ringer" Tewalthomas is where the smart money is.
In the Sizzle Conference:
Jake "Let Me Be" Blunt was the favorite until he was sidelined by a crippling VD.  The new favorite is John "Pit" Astor, who is the only player in the tournament who owns his own racket.
In the Glitter Conference:
Stefan "The New Guy" Portay is the out and out favorite.
In the Glow Conference:
Mike "Mountain Man" Miller is the odds on favorite, but finished the regular season with 5 straight losses. Current betting lines are shifting toward Matt "Laser" Kenney.

Bring beer, food & a bathing suit. Perhaps a change of clothes?
Ranch Olympics... It's on...

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Ranchminton Update

Be afraid... Be very afraid... Ranchminton is coming...

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

New Ranchminton Challenger Commercial!

Hello, kind folks. Sign ups are reaching their deadline. WE NEED YOU TO SIGN UP NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE!
Email:    andy@humanchampion.com    or     filmandy@yahoo.com

For a higher Quality version of the following commercial, please find yourself at:
http://vimeo.com/1750343

Friday, September 12, 2008

Ranchminton Commercial!

For a higher quality version of the following commercial, go here:
http://www.vimeo.com/1749257

There is a very special daytime Ranch party coming at you! September 20th we will be rocking out to the usual high quality rock and roll. However, before the music starts, the bleeding begins. Ranchminton Tournament September 20th. To be included, contact Andy (andy@humanchampion.com or filmandy@yahoo.com)
Start time will be somewhere between noon and 2pm. Check back here for updates and more commercials. 
In the meantime, watch this commercial to meet one of the challengers!



Thursday, September 11, 2008

GET ANDY DRUNK!!!

LAST RANCHMINTON TOURNEY

SIGNUP NOW!!!!!

EMAIL ANDY: filmandy@yahoo.com

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

WHAT TO EXPECT!



THE 27TH ANNUAL RANCHLYMPICS ARE UPON YOU!!! So start your cross training for these grueling events:

- RANCHMINTON TOURNAMENT (email andy: andy@humanchampion.com or filmandy@yahoo.com)
- DRIVEWAY DASH (who will get to the top alive?)
- WATERMELON EATING RACE
- HOLD YOUR BREATH (but please don't pass out...)
- DANCE CONTEST
- FREESTYLE RAP-OFF
- KARAKE SING-OFF
- GUITAR HERO-OFF

BE THERE, SEPTEMBER 20TH 2008!!!

Monday, September 8, 2008

Ranchminton Tournament


Think you can compete with Real Rancheros in a tournament of the ages? 
We will be having a Ranchminton Tournament at our next party (September 20th, 2008) and we want YOU to be a part of it. 
To sign up, email:
andy@humanchampion.com or filmandy@yahoo.com
Depending on number of challengers, we will start the games somewhere between Noon and 2:30pm. 
Updates to come...

Thursday, September 4, 2008

QUICK, ANOTHER QUICKIE!



Make with the magic already!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

QUICKIE MICKEY!



Another commercial for your face. Drink it in sucka!

Another Quickie..



Check it out! PARTY ON SEPTEMBER 20! BE THERE!